Lecca Bang,

I ate entirely too much ham today. And I approve of your choice to budget and buy healthier foods. Healthy food is good for your soul. And your eyes. Especially carrots. It's more expensive, but I think it's worth it in the long run. Plus you feel better about yourself. While I do eat healthy, I eat A LOT of healthy food. A LOT. So I'm NEVER starving. I actually enjoy going to the gym now. I think it's because I'm starting to see slight results so it pushes me to keep going. Just keep thinking about Halle Berry's body as inspiration.

My nap was GLORIOUS! Although my hip hurt after it. Apparently while I was slumbering a fuse blew in the building. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES!

I get SO MUCH SPAM at work, and it just amazes me how every single one has horrible grammar. You'd think they would be smart enough to know that I'd be more likely to look at the email if it was grammatically correct. Silly spammers.

Wait...I thought you were Asian?

Megan received a package today that was a present for her boyfriend. It was a small stuffed flying monkey that makes noise when it flies. It works like a sling shot. Needless to say, we played with it immediately. The monkey sound effects sound more like a cat being skinned. But other than that it was barrels of fun. 3 1/4 barrels of fun to be exact.

I also need a white elephant gift for Thursday. I was going to wrap up a small box and have that be my gift, but then I found out you actually open the gift and then trade, so that blows that plan right out of the water. Maybe I'll get them a water bottle. I'm going to make a list of possible white elephant gifts for us to take to our respective parties:

1) a shrunken head
2) an actual white elephant
3) a mini dictionary
4) the shoe of an elf
5) a pencil
6) a candle
7) The Prince And Me 4: The Elephant Adventure on DVD
8) fingernail polish
9) fingernails
10)Luna Points. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I'LL TAKE TO MINE!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Sincerely,
Fachel Ruhrman (it's not as cool when you do it with my name, although I do kinda like Fachel)