Alrighty Becca, let's do a quick blog post while I'm eating my dinner.



Ummm, just so you know, that fake movie poster for Rachie Rach, FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I laughed out loud. Good thing Megan's gone today or else she'd think I'm CRAZY-ier than usual. I also am enjoying the comment conversation it sparked on the Book of Face.



What is Firefly even about? And does it incorporate Owl City's song "Fireflies" because I would like that greatly.



I didn't have time to cook a fancy chicken recipe this weekend so I'm just eating plain old marinated chicken. Which is healthier for you, but I used healthy recipes and it made my life interesting. Now my life is boring again. Except for the fact that I have my own apartment now. And Bobby...



I'd like to learn to juggle. I feel like it's one of those things that if you whip it out at a party, people will be VERY impressed with you. Kinda like the skill of being able to disarm a bomb.



This fork that I'm using for my green beans is not big enough. I can only spear like 5 green beans on it at once. That is not sufficient for my abnormally large mouth. I like to stuff my mouth full of as much food at once as possible. I don't know why but I feel like I taste the food better that way. I feel bad for the poor sucker that has to sit across me on a date. #boberino



I don't think I've even had Indian food. I was always worried it would be too spicy for my delicate mouth. Psych confirmed that. I should start cooking more ethnic food, just to spice things up. I guess though that is spaghetti counts as Italian then I do cook ethnic. I'd like to try cooking chinese once. I wonder what Ethiopian food tastes like. OOOO I should look for some Swedish recipes.



Well I'm supposed to have my first personal training session with T-Rizzums tonight. Third times a charm right?



Gyllenhaal. HA DID IT!



It's raining really hard right now. Normally I would say I hope it stops before I leave work, but I have my dinky pink umbrella with me and I parked closer to the door than usual, and I'm thinking if it's raining, it's less likely that the goose will try and attack me. BTW, will you stop sending animals to kill me? Thanks.



I always take too big of bites of my chicken, then I never chew it enough. All in all, it makes swallowing VERY DIFFICULT.



I was slightly more productive today, which is good.



I think you should paint a portrait of me for my new apartment. I want it to be of me wearing a purple satin robe, riding on giraffe, playing a tamborine while reading a comic book. I'd prefer to be in space in the picture, or on The Price Is Right. Also, I think I should be smoking a pipe, a ruby studded pipe. I'll expect it to be delievered to my new apartment on May 14th.



Much Appreciated!

Rachie Rach



P.S. Rachie Rach also makes me think of Marky Mark, aka Mark Wahlberg before he was grown up and suave.