Warm Kool-aid? Hahahahahahahaaha hot kool-aid!! I MADE THIS FOR YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwTsZHGQ6FE
Also, how could you give up mustaches? How COULD you?!!!?!?!??!?!?
I do like working here. I get really bored and don’t love the actual work that I do, but I looooove the people. They are so kind and… well frankly, they’re hilarious. Especially my bosses. I have two – Chris and Josh. Josh is the executive director, but Chris is the managing attorney, so I report mainly to him. But today we had in-service day, and Chris’ powerpoints made me laugh so hard I think I threw up a little. I love that man. He gives good advice too. Current beef with Chris: he just had a baby and calls her his “little chunker”. I told him to get out of this habit now before she has serious self-esteem issues.
Speaking of child issues, did I mention the little boy I ran into at lunch a couple weeks ago with my mother? His mom told him to wave at us… then smile at us… then shake his bootay at us. Which he did. Isn't that a little extreme? I don’t know, but my Chris told me that Josh (since Chris and Josh are in a pretty serious bromance) has trained his daughter to show people her belly. 1) That reminded me of Austin; 2) I think that can only go bad places.
Have you ever noticed that women appreciate bromances way more than men? Interracial bromances are the best -- Shawn & Gus, JD & Turk. I quoted to Danli the part from Scrubs where JD calls Turk “brown bear”... that led the googling of bears. Then we decided that we needed bear nicknames too. She’s Asian, so I said she should be “panda bear”, and I’m white, so I should be “polar bear”. But then, we perused Stuff White People Like and discovered that Danli is at heart even whiter than I am, so she is now “polar bear”. And I wish I was Asian, so I’m “panda bear”. So if you could call me “Panda Bear”, that would be just swell.
My client didn’t show up. I’ve been spending my afternoon playing Bloxorz. IT’S SO ADDICTING.
I doodled – NOTE: DOODLED – a tree on my notepad during the super long meeting this morning, and one of my coworkers told me I was artistic. I feel SO validated. Is that wrong? I might draw a big tree and hang it up in my room. I love trees. And birds. And sunflowers.
I sometimes tweet to you that I’ve posted a blog in an attempt to generate some publicity. You know, since I have SO many dedicated followers. I also need to start writing on Johns on Swans because I haven’t done that yet. I’m hoping Johns on Swans can soon collaborate with Males on Whales to make an epic manly and specially-diverse blog.
You know the list of un-classy places to smoke a pipe? Well Chris accidentally saw it, and has thus requested another follow-up list – what other things that previous list could apply to. So far we have:
- Good first date locations
- Good places to break up with somebody/something
- Inappropriate places for a christening.
I will be walking in the Indianapolis St Patrick’s Day parade!!!!!!!!! #heckyes
In your FACE,
Panda Bear
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