Becca,

The theme of this post is cornbread.

Your posts always make me lol.

And to think, I thought I had the craziest laugh. No wait, I have the LOUDEST laugh. I'm laughing right now, can you hear me?

All I've eaten so far today is some scrambled eggs and fruit juice. I'm surprised I'm not more hungry by now. Perhaps it's because I ate my weight in cornbread last night. Seriously, I had 4 pieces of cornbread. That's ridiculous. I would never be a good anorexic or however you spell it.

My shoes don't match my outfit at all. #fashionpolice

I can't get that stupid Friday song out of my head. BTW, I found out some info about this Rebecca Black chick. She's in eighth grade from Seattle maybe? Perhaps somewhere in California. Anyway, her and her mom scraped together $2000 because some record label in their hometown was running some special where for $2000 you could record a song someone from the label wrote and shoot a video for it and then they'd post it on Youtube. She did it. She did NOT write the song. Anyway, they started getting a bunch of terrible comments and then before they knew it, the video just EXPLODED. Apparently the poor girl's feelings are hurt by all the mean comments. I understand Rebecca, people say mean things to me too on youtube. I just don't get 10 million views out of it.

I want more cornbread.

But I can't have any because I ate it all. Mama G is going to be mad at me.

I have to go to a meeting in half an hour. I hate these meetings. All we do is sit down, make sure we've done everything we're supposed to, and listen to people complain about other people. I don't find it to be a pleasurable experience.

Tonight is try #2 with my new personal trainer. He'd better be there. WARNING ISSUED FOR T-BONE!!!!

I need to move out of my house ASAP. I would eat so much healthier if I didn't have my parents unhealthy food sitting around tempting me. I'm not saying it's their fault, they can eat what they want. It's my fault for having no self control, especially when it comes to cornbread.

I miss Psych

And Cornbread


Cornbread,
Rachel

P.S. cornbread