Silly, silly Becca.

You should know better than to text/call me after 10:30pm, that's past LunasLuckyBedtime. I was fast asleep. Where did that phrase every come from anyway? Last time I checked, you're not really doing anything fast while sleeping. Even your breathing slows. Actually, I think it comes from falling asleep fast, which I did. But still, it's confusing at first to my small fry brain.

Anyway, about your celebrity match up thing, there's a reason I never responded. I didn't know you posted it. I swear I never saw that post before in my life. That's why I was so confused this morning by your text. But never fear, I went back and found the post and have my answers. And here there are:

Right here:

I'm going to tell you my answers now:

This very moment:

Now:

Here:

1) Selena Gomez v. Dakota Fanning --> Dakota Fanning. Have you seen that girl in Twilight? SHE'S CREEPY!! I wouldn't mess with her. Plus, I can't see Selena Gomez having a mean/fighting bone in her body, or a bone in her body #tooskinny
2) The Beibster v. Nick J --> I'm gonna have to go with my boy Nick J. That little man can not only bust out a slow croon and wail on his guitar, but he'z gotz some MUSCLE! Plus, Justin is dating his ex and stole his career, so there might be some resentment there.
3) Nick Jonas v. Joe Jonas --> Again, I'm gonna have to stick with home dawg Nick. I think he's stronger than Joe. Plus, I can totally see Nick as being the silent, yet LETHAL type that is typically overshadowed by more outgoing personalities, like Joe, but has the capability of sticking with deadly force when necessary. You know, like Mother Teresa and Jane Armstrong.
4) Joe Jonas v. Dakota Fanning --> Dakota Fanning. She just really scares me. Plus I'm convinced she actually IS a real vampire, and they always win.
5) Miley Cyrus v. Zac Efron --> Zac Efron. Miley would be to into herself and high to pay attention long enough to win the fight.
6) Vanessa Hudgens v. Rebecca Black --> V. Hudgens. Because she's just mean and WOULD be the type to beat up and 8th grader, which Rebecca Black is.
7) T. Swift v. Camilla Belle --> T. Swift. I can see T. Swift willing to get down and dirty in a fight. Camilla I think would be too worried about getting dirt and blood stains on her vintage dress. Plus, there's NOTHING T. Swift does better than revenge.
8) T. Swift v. Ashley Greene --> Ashley Greene. Don't get me wrong, I love me some T. Swift, but when put up against someone like Ashley Greene, T. Swift would fail. She can't sing her way out of everything.

Hope this satisfies you for a little while.

Hopefully you don't have too much going on today because I'll be bored and probably posting a lot.

Sincerely,
She Who Must Not Be Named