Becca Lee,

I didn't sleep much again last night. I went to bed early at 10:00pm in an attempt to catch up on sleep, then I woke up at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep until 3:30am. Needless to say, I will be napping in my car again today during lunch. I have no idea what brought on this sudden bought of insomnia. Perhaps the knowledge of the fact that at any moment the purple people eater living in my closet could come out and eat me, since I am a people after all, is keeping me awake. I should shoot him so he won't bother me anymore. It could be a her though, I'm not entirely sure.

I have my first personal training session tomorrow night with my new trainer since Matt had to stop training me. His name is Troy. Here are the potential nicknames I have for him:

1) T-Roy
2) T-Bone
3) T-Dawg
4) T-Rizzle

I don't like number 3, just to cliche. I can't decide between the other three so I might just alternate between them.

I love giving people nicknames. Becca Becca Bo Becca, G-Ma, Mama G, Bobster, Loopy, Luna, Edward Chaddward.

My right calf hurts. And no, I don't mean the muscle in my leg, I mean my baby cow that I keep to the right of my other baby cow. He is in pain. He broke him leg yesterday trying to prematurely jump over the moon in an attempt to get away from the psycho dinnerware that was chasing him. I feel bad for him, but there's nothing I can do. Sometimes when I sing Carole King to him it calms him down. You've got a friend Dex, you've got a friend.

Okay, I'm going to work for a couple minutes, but then I'll be back...

I will be getting Kenny fixed soon from the accident once I receive the check from the insurance company. It's gonna cost over $1000!!!! Hard to believe that much damage can be done in literally half a second. I'm going to pay for it with my credit card though so I can rack up some miles towards our future Sweden dream vacation.

So I was reading about what a Lady In Waiting is. Turns out it's essentially the personal assistant to female royalty, like princesses and queens. The role is usually filled by the royal's sister. Since I don't have a sister I was wondering if you would be my Lady In Waiting since I will inevitably marry a royal prince? Side note: If any princes from one of the countries our blog has a following in are reading this post, just know that I'm available ;)

I was also reading that a research team believes they might have found the lost city of Atlantis somewhere in or around Spain. It doesn't surprise me that it would be in Spain. I propose that we leave right now and beat them to it. I bet we could find it fast than them. I'll bring my metal detector I use to find pennies in the sand at Deer Creek. Atlantis was built out of metal so we should find it pretty quickly. Plus I'm guessing that they had a wishing fountain people threw coins in so that should set the metal detector off real good. I don't know why but I always envisioned that when Atlantis was found, it would be underwater and have a bunch of merpeople living in it. I still think it's true.

I wonder how much I'd get paid to teach a group fitness class each week...I'll look into it.

I think I'm going to go get some peanuts right now to hold me over until lunch. People are always bringing in snacks and goodies, but they never bring in healthy food. It actually irks me a little bit because I can never eat anything. Not that I need to be gorging myself on snack so it's probaby good that they bring unhealthy food. One day I'm gonna bring a veggie tray and be like "Snap! What now! Go Healthy food! Dat's what's UP!"

Peanut time

Nom Nom Nom,
Rachel