Sweet-Potato-Hater,

I think you meant LUNAbin. Easy mistake to make. To bad it's also a dire mistake to make. Don't expect to live past tomorrow.

Kyle just proposed to me so he's actually my imaginary fiancee. We should double date. Would you like to hear how he proposed? Good. Well, first we used his time machine to go back in time to 1832. Then he took me to Istanbul for dinner. Ironically, we ate a place called McDoonal's. Sounds familiar to a popular fast food chain nowadays doesn't it? Turns out they had a time machine too. Tricky. ANYWAY, so we ate, then he took me on a romantic walk along the river that goes through Istanbul if indeed a river actually does go through there. He hired a mariachi band to sing to me. They sang show tunes by Rogers and Hammersteins because he knows Oklahoma! is one of my favorite musicals. (Interesting fact, I have seen almost every Rogers and Hammersteins production on film. Impressed?) When we got to the beautiful garden of lilies, we stopped, he knelt down on one knee, tied his shoe, stood back up, and asked me to marry him. I said yes. Then we did one of those intense and passionate kisses from romantic comedies that makes you question the safety of kissing because it looks like your jaw might come unhinged. And then we flew back to the present on his magic throw rug. The wedding is in 2136. You'll have to use our time machine to get there. My bridesmaids (you) will be wearing an aluminum foil dress since I'm pretty sure that's what all clothing will be made out of in the future.

I wish I had a fun name that could spawn many comical and light-hearted nicknames like Bobby.

Rachel
Rach
Rachie (If anyone calls me this I will steal their first AND second born)
That's all I got.

I also glanced at some jobs in Chicago. I think it would be fun to live there. Except during winter, which coincidentally is 9 out of the 12 months of the year. I didn't look like because my eyes are tired from lack of sleep (meaning I didn't get 12 hours last night). I'm still stuck on opening a bakery so why don't we just open a bakery in Chicago. FREE MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will seriously eat about 3 cups of green beans today. At least. I never truly realized just how much I love that vegetable.

I find it ironic that when I clicked on the link to view that dryer linen art, the background add said "Jesus or Squirrel." Oh God, you really are funny :)

And that's my cue to leave,

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